All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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