I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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