I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I wear drunk well.
Randomize