We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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