he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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