I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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