Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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