she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I have aggressive nipples.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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