All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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