butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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