I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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