Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
my poor anus
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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