does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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