called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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