I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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