i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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