Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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