What a fucking waste of an outfit
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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