That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
please don't ironically join a cult
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