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say what?
wanna hang out?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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