If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
50% drunk capacity currently
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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