i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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