This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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