Say something about gay babies.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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