D3 body, D1 cock
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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