Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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