what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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