Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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