I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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