Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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