OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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