I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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