I want to stick my p in your. b.
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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