But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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