I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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