K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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