I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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