Don't you send me to vm
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
