Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
