i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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