Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Come on in and take your pants off
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