dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I look better un-naked...
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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