Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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