Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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