what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I haven't been this sober since birth.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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