shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Did you just see the Batmobile???
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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