problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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