Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
she peed on how many people?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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