shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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