yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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