He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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