It's Friday. Sex?
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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