I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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