I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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